How are we going to justify global warming to future generations? Explain it as a consequence of greed?! No generation has made the world so inhospitable for the future residents like that of ours. No generation will be cursed and hated for their actions like that of ours.
Mobile companies are doing exactly what prehistoric fashion designers did centuries ago: Make you feel ashamed of not having any on you!
We meet so many people that we enjoy n love being with but can't.Alas we have just one life with limited time. The best we can do is b with the closest ones we enjoy the most n think and wonder about the life we missed with the rest.
In the old days kids learned their virtues from teachers ans parents. Yesterday the TV was added to the list, today the PC and tomorrow the Mobile will teach our kids about life. We had a tough time with the former two. I pity the kids of the future.
Cash, in all its heavy bundles are replaced by cheques and credit cards therefore reducing its size... But ironically the weight of it on people carrying them seems to increase.
True Freedom of speech will be when the world goes deaf.
A couple of millennium there were many specialized gods. No one was better then the other. Later, to prove their god is the most powerful, the one god ideology was born. There can be no debate with a person who believes in only one god.
Festivals are....
....like watching an F1 race from the track, u wait an entire lap for a glimpse of your favorite star n all u get is a lot of noise and then the cycle continues".
.... an example of Gods unfairness in this world. The rich spend on the gods and get richer, the poor don't and get poorer.
.....celebrated indoors be families, they spend. .... celebrated outdoors by corporates, they earn.
.....simply payed holidays, in India, when the festival is not of your religion.
..... becoming a show of strength amongst religions groups these days.
Popular are ....
.....thou when, in a quiz, someone replies you name as the answer to a question and the answer is wrong.
.....thou when there is an porn MMS video circulating and people believe you are starring in it.
.....thou, in India atleast, if you are gay.
Respect is...
....what you get when you cause harm to animals, things or people for a good cause. Good deeds are seldom noticed,let alone respected!
....a piece of gold colored plastic given to us by American Express
....costing Rs 1000. Its an Elections Season discount only for politicians.Offer valid only till the voting date.
Why do we lookup to someone like Gandhi to make peace in the world? Coz we are humans; we always want someone else to do our dirty work. Fortunately he didn't start a religion. Imagine the communal wars that it would cause
Its amazing see how complex the simple task of shaving has become. Its just like a home facial. The money spent on luxury shaving product and that spent on researching newer product can end world hunger.
What are the three primary necessities of mankind? clothing, shelter and looking good.
If god preaches peace and the devil preaches war, Based on the actions we do in the name of religion,whose religion are we following ?
Gods come down to earth in human form make a bunch of mistakes that we foolish humans follow and the situations gets even worse. They have realized it now hence no one showed up in the last 500 yrs!
The one precious Indian item that the seller pays to give it away is a Bride.
Endangered species especially in India make so much noise before they go extinct in a desperate attempt to survive : Elephants, tigers, lions , communists.
There is nothing more evil than human perception. Pedophilia, hunting, poverty,genocide, global warming etc all being committed as a result of humans twisted perception. But the most evil perception of all is pretending all this doesn't exist.
My hand made blanket protected me from the cold last night. I wonder if it protected the person who made it?
These are quotes on IT Professionals (ITP) in India
Want to sell a Coffee costing Rs 5 for Rs. 50 to an ITP, accept a credit card and give 5% discount.
Don't want your ITP employee to leave their job, tell them they are being sent to the US.
Whats the difference between an ITP employee and any other ordinary employee? an ITP employee earns and spends 10 times more than that of an ordinary employee.
How do you sell pooh (or anything close to it) to an ITP? Just brand it!
An ITP in his new car had a race to the office with a tortoise, Who won? The ITP didn't stand a chance, he worked in
Whats the difference and similarity between a bee and an ITP?
The Difference: A bee leave its cubical for work, an ITP enters his cubical for work.
The Similarity: Both work till they drop dead.
What do you call the wife of and ITP?
If she is dum, a virgin!
If he is dum, a prostitute.
What do you call the husband of an ITP?
If he is smart, Casanova!
If she is smart, Boss.
What do zoologist call an IT office? A green house with an AC.
What are the three most consumed items by a ITP during break besides food? Coffee, Cigarettes and Anti Depressants.
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